An individual who uses stealth and concealment to his advantage. A well educated thief can use these tactics to gain entry to nearly anything with the help of a collection of specific tools designed for the art of theft. There happen to be many forms of thievry which include brute strength and an example of this is a thief bashing a careless bystander in the head, rendering him unconcious. Another form requires tactics and intelligence, the professional thief. The professional thief is hard to come by since most do not make it to this stage. Alot of thieves end up being caught in the act, arrested and fined or imprisioned. Sometimes though, a thief excels in the art, using a combination of many forms of tactical stealth, becoming a skilled artisan of the art.
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When one becomes thirsty whilst shopping at a thrift shop and drinks a half drank water bottle found in the pocket of a fur coat, the following days are agony, the said person develops hepatitis a, develops a sun burn some how, and catches feelings a boy or girl that they know will break their heart, said person also catches homosexuality... somehow...
Pronunciation: th-ir-ff-tee
Pronunciation: th-ir-ff-tee
Person: “hey since when was ____ gay?”
Other person: “ever since he drank a half empty water bottle when he was thirfty.”
Person: “how does that work?”
Other person: “I don’t know, why are you asking me?!”
Person: “because you knew that he was thirfty!”
Other person: “ya well ?! I’m sleeping with your wife!”
Person: “ok?! So?! I’m sleeping with yours!”
Thirfty
Other person: “ever since he drank a half empty water bottle when he was thirfty.”
Person: “how does that work?”
Other person: “I don’t know, why are you asking me?!”
Person: “because you knew that he was thirfty!”
Other person: “ya well ?! I’m sleeping with your wife!”
Person: “ok?! So?! I’m sleeping with yours!”
Thirfty
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He's just a low down shed thief. He's one of 'the great shed robbers'isn't he {as in great train robbers}
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Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."
Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."
*Friend writing a paper*
*Takes pencil from friend's hand*
Me: Thanks.
Friend: Dude what the fuck.
Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.
*Takes pencil from friend's hand*
Me: Thanks.
Friend: Dude what the fuck.
Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.
by Dainbow Rash August 30, 2012
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