Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters

"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021

Ultimate Frisbee

Lame, gay, boring. The worst game invented. Requires the athletic skill and talent equivalent to sweeping a floor. Great way for stoned hippies to work off their meager energy..

Hey Dave do you want to go to the Gay bar? their having an ultimate frisbee comp today.

No thanks man, I'm gonna sit here and finish my cheetos...

by Hippies smell bad December 22, 2014

Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.

"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

by Lad dal May 23, 2018

ultimate fuckup

musty ashy big lipped sloppy llama lookin dusty german shepard grandma dont even like him cant pull no bitches so he lies about intercourse and smells his sweaty balls skins in public

lamont brandon is an ultimate fuckup

by undrgrnd_up January 11, 2010

Ultimate Rat

A best mate who lies to your face and to rub salt in the wound, calls YOU a rat !

Roi: Oi what nationality are you?
Pippy: Afghan
Roi: Cool

1 year later ..

Roi: I'm gonna dob you in to the terrorist hotline you fucking afghan !
Pippy: Rat ! You're my best friend and you don't even know my nationality !
Roi: wtf ! Your my best friend and you lie to my face about your nationality ! FUCK YOU Ultimate Rat !

by Rkisnotmyname April 7, 2009