Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

camp thing

When a boy and girl decide to like each other at camp, but the relationship SHOULD END after camp is over. Don't try to do long distance, I promise it won't work. Camp things are meant to fall apart. If you are absolutely in love with each other and swear that you're soulmates, maybe one day you'll be brought back together. (and if you meet at camp YOU MUST get married there) you have to.

Friend 1: So Annika do you think you and Will N will last after camp?
Annika: No, it was just a camp thing

by bentleyfrost April 8, 2020

Fresh thing

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,

Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.

by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011

dick things

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

by sparta45 May 29, 2012

Alvaro Thing’s

It mean your doing that you don’t want to tell people that you are doing things.There not necessary bad things bad you just want to be sus for the sake of being sus and also you have to say it in third person like the rock

Yo what you doing
Alvaro:I’m doing alvaro thing’s

by Big daddy cholo April 16, 2021

Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.

So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.

by YAWA November 23, 2021