Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.

Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.

by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009

hallway warrior

A person who sneaks out of class to eat fruit gushers in the bathroom

Look at Tyler leaving class, such a hallway warrior

by 10bands.com March 21, 2017

kitchen warrior

A women that cooks and does all the job in bed. Pretty much a slave

My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!

by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017

Weekend Warrior

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.

Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?

by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021

Weed Warrior

Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.

"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks

by School Stoner October 2, 2010

Surplus Warrior

The surplus warrior is someone who goes out to a military surplus store and buys military uniforms, plate carriers, surplus helmets, and all the other tacticool gear. The pretend that they're in the military and many of them think that they could be in the special forces despite never exercising.

Do you see that surplus warrior over there with the plate carrier and army uniform?

by heckingshekels June 10, 2018

Snow Warriors

The act of tying at least five sleds to the back of a truck, and then placing passengers on those sleds, and finally driving around on a frozen lake at high speeds.

Are we doing snow warriors after school today?

by Phenomenal1 January 16, 2011