Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009

russian pancake

A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.

*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake

by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011

Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.

I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

by the surprised parties January 28, 2009

Russian Dynamite

The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.

Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.

by CockWaddler January 16, 2020

russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.

I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.

by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019