The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.

“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”

by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022

Ralph

Ralph is a tall nerd

Do you know Ralph?
Yeah that nerd!

by notaya April 18, 2022

Ralph

A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.

Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day

by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020

Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.

Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025

Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

talking to ralph

To vomit. Usually into a toilet bowl.

Jane is talking to Ralph.

by rubberknife January 23, 2017

Ralph

A dumb motherfucker who’s in love with his bestfriend named henry

Susan: have you seen ralph?
Margaret: no but he’s probably with his little boyfriend henry

by Ralphaelllll November 23, 2019