pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat July 31, 2014

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009

Pig pen

A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.

Scott is a real pig pen. No wonder his dog love him.

by bigwhitehammer May 6, 2018

Cat Pen

A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil

Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?

by Starorium May 27, 2018

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

chem pen

in reference to cheap pens when you disassemble them and the ink spills all over your paper.

Matt was so bored in class, he took apart his chem pens and flipped the ink cartridges across the room, splattering the floor with ink.

by Kiinoaeyy December 30, 2007

Pen Zoned

When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.

They still talk everyday but she pen zoned him

by sooblic April 6, 2022