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Jesse

Jesse is the most amazing person! He always makes you feel loved and safe, even when you're feeling down. He's not very good at flirting, but somehow ends up with a girl anyway. He makes really funny jokes, and says the nicest things. He's warm, and kind of shy before you get to know him, but once you do you'll never regret it.
"Jesse is the loveliest human being"
"Yeah, he sure is!"
by AnnaRandom November 19, 2020
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The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
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Jesse he is such an amazing guy he will care for you but you have to gain his trust. He is rough around the edges but is actually a sweet kind soft hearted guy. Most people judge him when they first meet him but once they get to know him and gain his trust you now have a forever friend. He is a cute, loyal, stupid, amazing, great person. If you have a Jesse in your life don't let him go he can be compicated and distant but its only because he has been thru a lot and needs someone who will stay by his side. He the kinda guy to stay up all night and talk to you if somethings wrong. He is very misunderstood but deserves the world and nothing less. If you have a Jesse don't fuck up because once you do theres no going back.

Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
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Cute
Smart
Great person in general
Jesse- He's really cute
Jesse- Yayyyy its Jesse

Ohhhh hottie alert
by knowsstuff September 25, 2020
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Get you a Jesse they are so kind and sweet and will simp over you and is very fine
Isn’t that Jesse

Yes he is so sweet and cute
by Miyyah November 2, 2020
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Someone who would break your heart and move on so fast...
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT
OMG you dated that guy Jesse... I can't believe it!
by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020
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A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)
Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!
by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017
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Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.
Man that kid is such a major Jesse.
by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
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