HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

Stop it get some help

It means stop being a retarded person and go to a therapist.

I told Emmie ¨ stop it get some help.¨

by ILOVEHAMSTERRRSSSSS November 16, 2017

Stop it get some help

A meme featuring Michael Jordan talking about drugs and why kids should not take them

The Stop it get some help meme?

by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

Stop it, get some help.

A quote said by U.S. basketball player, Michael Jordan, in part of an anti-drugs video. The quote has recently been used in vines to show the stupidity of a person in a previous clip.

E.g.
Feminist: There are three genders, four, even five!
Michael Jordan: Stop it, get some help.

by Lord Monty the Scrub Wrecker August 3, 2016

helping richard out of the pool

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014

Urban Dictionary Help Center

Completely useless feature on a web site

Urban Dictionary Help Center is completely useless, it has 7 articles and no way to contact anyone for help.

by Maxx-B March 23, 2021