Champions League Willy

The best a woman ever had

It was that good, she said it was 'Champions League Willy'.

by The master (of bait) July 23, 2025

Championed

When an officer or superior in your chain of command plays constant pranks and/or continually harasses his/her inferior, making it difficult for said inferior to work or function properly. Named for the harassment one suffers under the rule of CPT Champion.

SPC Green was championed all day while he was trying to work in the aid station. He was very unproductive due to being championed so much.

by Green_Machine June 1, 2011

World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly

He claims to be a “world champion thumb wrestler”

by Lzeb October 2, 2019

Breakfast of champions

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.

Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.

by jason906906 March 2, 2016

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.

My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.

by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021

Champion

1. To support something wholeheartedly; to actively encourage something; to back an idea, event, person(s) or thing; to be an ally for a cause.

2. Love something a lot.

"I champion their relationship"
"She champions the idea of you buying a cat"
"They champion this community"
"Do you champion his new hair-do?"
"She used to champion this band, but she doesn't like their latest records."

by Little Bomb X June 6, 2022