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Brandon

Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.
by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023
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Brandon

Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden
Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that
by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.
by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is the most cutest and adorable person you could ever meet.He is caring,sweet,sensible,kind,precious,hott,and funny.He is hilarious and supportive.He is athletic and amazing.He is a good listener and has a HUGE personality.And VERY SEXY!!!He is very charming and handsome.He is loyal, and will do anything for the person that he loves.He will live you more than anything in the world!!Anything he says will turn you on!!!He is an overall good person.He is the best boyfriend and friend.He can make you feel special in many ways.If you ever have a Brandon cherish him with all your heart.If you don't then you will REGRET!!Keep him!!!!Never let go!!!
Zoe:Hey, aren't you brandon?

Jocelyn:Yeah, he makes me feel like the only girl in the world!!!I love him so much!!!❤❤
by I LOVE BRANDON😍💗❤ March 29, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.
“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick
by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon: “i love titties
by brandonlovetitties September 29, 2020
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Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
by CursedAlone September 8, 2018
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