16th of August

the best day to have the roughest sex ever.
traditionally fuck alot.
give head, get head.
etc. have fun day ;)

OMG ITS THE 16th of AUGUST!!! TIE ME UP!!!!

by monkeybollock12 August 15, 2022

May 16th

The day I was born.

Also slandered/glazed on this website, like literally every other day of the year ever.

I was born on May 16th. It is nice.

by Maw62 February 09, 2025

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 04, 2023

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

by Beanflicker2003 May 17, 2022

May 16th

Ask your crush out again

may 16th

ask your crush out again

by softstorm May 15, 2022

May 16th

On this day you need to ask your crush out, no excuses just do it

Crush: hey it's may 16th
Dude: wanna be my girlfriend?
Crush: OMG YESSS

by Daddy susu May 16, 2022

May 16th

Joesph Morgan aka the hottest person alive was born today

Dude what's so special about may 16th
Joesph morgan was born today you sicko

by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021