turtle tamer

They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

Soul taker

A woman who gives really good oral

I got some head by a soul taker last night

by Dead body February 26, 2020

Risk taker

Braving the unpredictability of Auckland traffic on a quarter tank of gas.

I'm a risk taker

by anaru July 8, 2014

Tamer

A small child who has the mental capacity of a retarded giraffe. He also get mad over any thing including talking about he old facebook profile from 2015 (facebook.com/tamer.shoukri)

Guy 1: Tamer is soo gay and a fag
Tamer: Shut up bro you are soo gay

by Snicker Bread February 18, 2020

Non-Shit-Taker

Self explanitory. See also, badass.

Julie, being the incompetent worker she is, had unfinished assignments from her shift and began to leave when Bill, a non-shit-taker who works the next shift, sees her and says "Bitch! you take care of your shit before you leave and you will take care of mine today for trying to leave." He simply got the job done in a friendly business like manner.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006

Ultimate Shit-taker

Some one who takes shit. Every one yells and picks on this person for no reason. They do nothing about it.

person 1:Hey Maggie!
Maggie: What?
person 1:Fuck you, you stupid jew
Maggie: haha...
person 3: Maggie is such the Ultimate Shit-taker

by maggiesucks069 November 16, 2010

ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunate error committed when you have the "quintuple-decker roast beef sandwich shot" up behind your Excel window as your naughty little secret, and one of the MDs comes over and asks you to switch to a different spreadsheet and then you ALT-TAB to the wrong screen by accident...I MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Jared: "omgomgomgomg...i can't believe how much these five chicks love each other...crap, here comes the boss, let's look like i'm working..."

MD: "Jared, can you show me the latest returns file?"

Jared: "Sure..." Alt+Tab"SHIT!@!@$#!)(" ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by elgallopelon October 25, 2005