Taffie

A Unicorn. A Beauty of desire that is unattainable. Complicated and intriguing.

I hope to have the perfect Taffie someday.

by sands in the hour glass May 12, 2010

taft

the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack

careful of my taft

by ak_surfer October 21, 2003

taft boy

male adolescents who wish they were hot enough and good enough at sports to get some fine hotchkiss ass.

damn, the only reason i make fun of those hotchkiss girls for doing mad yay is because is wish i was hot enough and good enough at sports to get with them, but i never will have that pleasure because i am a lame taft boy

by Charlo Diddy November 16, 2006

taft

"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.

"Hey ma, are we home yet?

"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."

Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

Real sign. Real people. Taft, California

by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009

taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

Taffy Fun

History Teacher

Taffy Fun gave us history homework today.
or

Taffy Fun picked up my pencil in class.

by Taffy Fun May 27, 2009

tafsgin

A very annoying person. Often found in shanty apartments, eating watermelon and drinking soda and/or Kool-Aid.

That tafsgin is so annoying, he stole my tv in the middle of the night and i couldn't even tell!

by Massive Flamers July 24, 2009