swollen balls

When one or two of your little friends has a back up and fills your sack up like a bag of potatohoes.

Hey Joe, by the way your walking it looks like you have swollen balls.

by spreedoggy November 22, 2016

Swallowers

Followers on Twitter that are not actually real people, but advertisements for porn websites.

Twitter just deleted all of my swallowers. Now I'm down to 115 followers.

by Zoda-Z July 23, 2009

swoll

extremely jacked and buff. having a lot of muscle. having an amazing body. great at wrestling because of the definition of muscle owned. biceps big as a head. abs like a rock.

"Dude did you see that kid Nick at wrestling?"
"Nick Riemen? Oh yeah he's totally swoll"

by nota person December 28, 2011

Swallow's Nest

A view from the back of a female, in which you are able to see the bulge created by her pink part though her legs.

Sean:
I like girls with a little junk in the trunk.

Dan:
Not me. I like girls with the ass of a ten year old boy. Like when you can see her swallow's nest dangling like it's off the edge of a cliff.

by Craftyshrew November 12, 2008

swallowing teeth

punching someone in the mouth so hard you bust their front teeth (or tooth) and send it down their throat from the sheer force of the punch

that nigga did what? fuck, he's gonna be swallowing teeth when i find his ass

by feed the printer paper April 24, 2010

swallow

what you call an easy slag.

"eurgh man dat gash grindin over der is buttazz"

"i know man but she's blaitz swallow"

"safe i'll have some"

by itssimplekillthebatman May 6, 2009

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007