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t swift

"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers
My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!
by kiwi farting in the wind August 6, 2023
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moa swiftie

a moa swiftie is someone who is a fan of both the kpop boyband tomorrow x together and taylor swift.
"so what kind of music do you like?"
"i'm a moa swiftie!"
"what's that?"
"i like taylor swift and txt!"
by ktephea June 2, 2023
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Taylor Swift

A girl that goes through more boyfriends then I go through Dr Pepper .
Girlfriend:Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend!
Boyfriend: I have more Dr Pepper cans.
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 5, 2023
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Taylor Swift

What happened when some hoe ran into a rundown drunk cowboy town and decided to have sex with the nearest thing with a penis.

Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain.

Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are

1. hating a guy
2. in love with a guy
3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe.

... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift.

Go move to Alaska.

or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you.

P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .
depressed emo girl : God, i hate him and that stupid whore he ran off with. I loved him so much and he completely ruined me. I think I'll write a repetative song to express my feelings .. again.
person : too much Taylor Swift again ?
by lorettanicoleanne December 28, 2010
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swift boat veterans for truth

The partisan right-wing group that launched a bellow the belt attack on John Kerry, saying that he'd betrayed his country and served as a coward in Vietnam. Aparently it's not that bad that george w. bush was a draft dodger.
Anyone with an IQ over 70 can see through the lies of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth
by wrestlingfreak August 30, 2006
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Taylor Swift

A beautiful girl with lots of talent. Encouraged to shake off the haters. Not like any fame obsessed celebrity this girl cares for them sending christmas packages and commenting on photo for just because she loves her fans. She tells her fans to shake off the haters and ignore the rude remarks people say about you and it's okay to be different. Beautiful and talented? Thats her she can totally hit the notes! She is one of the most successful women music artist.
Person: Oh my god look at that girl, she is so beautiful, she is a Taylor Swift
by meowkittenmerightmeow January 12, 2015
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