stumpjumper

Refers to the logging industry, when the workers machine is moving at a high rate of speed, he is jumping stumps. Or if working on the ground a productive employee jumps the stumps rather than walking around. Indicates a highly productive worker.

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by stumpjumper June 22, 2009

Stumphead

A person who is both unskillful and stupid.

"Matt is such a fucking stumphead."

by Abragore January 23, 2019

stumpal

N; a friend missing an apendage.

I was down and the Y and I made a couple of old VETS. my new STUMPALS.

by jamesfm January 28, 2007

stumptacular

a fantastic being that possesses a stump

man 1:Wow dude your three legged dog is so awesome!!!!

man 2: Yeah he's stumptacular!!

by McLedger August 14, 2008

Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011

Stump Chillin

When one or more people hang-out on a larger than average stump.

Yo, you wanna come over and go stump chilling? Theres this huge stump along side the road where we can just chill.

by scott-E-t May 13, 2011

Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.

I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.

by HappyJ February 3, 2012