Brian claimed he was a onebirdtwo-stonies kinda guy, belatedly ostracised by his grandparent following a misunderstanding over what a Thursday Night Murder club actually did. He believed as once he did a video competition whilst reading out parts of his essay competition, since.
by Blasphemous Essayist May 16, 2025
Get the onebirdtwo-stonies mug.A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.
Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."
"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."
"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
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