A game created at the University of Toronto in the early 2000's. First, a steel door is acquired from a construction site. Then all participants get drunk and try to inflict as much damage upon it with their bodies as possible, often resulting in broken bones. The game has been banned at U of T.
by gillthezombie February 23, 2017

by O0fg0d1 December 27, 2019

by cheshire014 June 6, 2019

by bitch_ass_fagggg March 17, 2019

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable.
In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands.
In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands.
In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
"Did you see Nicole Smith this month, dude?"
"No, why?"
"This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"
"No, why?"
"This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"
by Mr Evil Betty July 10, 2004

by oh you know March 29, 2005
