SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

Metro Station

Shit band with shit songs in witch the lead singer cant sing Miley Cyrus half brother is in it. They think their emo but are the most main stream thing ever!

Person 1: Have you heard Shake it By Metro Station?
Person 2: Yeah it's rubbish
Person 1: Oh i kinda like it...
Person 2: YOU DESERVE TO BURN AND DIE

by Anon200 April 8, 2009

metro station

A band with lame lyrics full of metrosexual guys.

Girl 1:Hey have you heard that new metro station song?
Girl 2: yeah it sucks.

by iheartp7 March 4, 2009

Station Middle School

An average middle school that’s run by a retarded school district. It’s populated by basic white girls and annoying headass fuck boys that sustain life with fruit roll-ups and pizza. The only advantage of going to Barrington Station Middle School as opposed to Barrington Prairie Middle School is that there are way less horse girls.

Hey bro did you see the definition of Station Middle School on urban dictionary? It’s so funny!!!1!

by Trooper7 August 21, 2019

Stewartstown Station

The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.

Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.

by Mag-Num April 30, 2009

stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.

Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".

by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007

Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.

Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.

by More Pimp Smoker September 19, 2009