Stalker Talking

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.

Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.

by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010

Stalker Memory

Having the amazing ability to recollect random inane memories or facts with great detail.

Person 1: "That guy has stalker memory"
Person 2: "What do you mean?"
Person 1: "He remembers the smallest details about everything, even stuff that I forgot about myself.

by Tatsel24 July 28, 2013

Web Stalker

When someone seems to follow you on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or any other social network.

Why do you keep comenting on my posts? Your such a web stalker.

by Treysteroid October 25, 2010

un-stalker

n. adj.: one who consciously avoids a person after previously stalking.

When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

Back-Stalker

his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.

This Back-Stalker will pointed out everything. Every time you write anything

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 3, 2020

Sex Stalker

Someone who stalks people while theyre having sex

"Someone is in the tree outside watching us getting it on"
"Jimmy is a sex stalker"

by MG1rl May 18, 2015