Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

spunkonoff

A gay russian porn star, who definately takes it up the rectal area

Man 1 : you been done by Spunkonoff yet?
Man 2 : Ooooh he was big!

by Campbellini September 3, 2005

Sunkin

Hello there, if you want know what sunkins are then read. They are the most toxic fandom in the platform "Tik Tok" but if you think all I said it was real until now then you are wrong. Anyways, sunkins are Charli's and Addison's fans (charli damelio, addison rae). They are so nice but don't you ever hate on them they will give you all the hate, the worst is if you hate on a sunkin with more than 5k followers.

-Hey are you a dunkin?
-No!
-Sunrae?
-No...
-Zonut?
-Nooo
-Then what?
-A sunkin!!!
-Oh my god *followed*

by sunkin.kite on tiktok January 18, 2021

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spinking

When people are talking their stream of consciousness out loud, usually women and especially mothers.

"Right, I need to get some toothpaste, then I need to go to the launderette, then get some petrol blah blah yabber yabber"

"Shut yer trap ma, you're spinking again"

by evz May 20, 2008

spanking

another word for leaving/going home or away.

ite guys im spanking soon, i think I'm gonna spank, she's such a spankette, i think he's a spanko, he needs to stop being a spankings direct.

by Duncan Levz June 16, 2010

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by clegg April 21, 2008