spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016

Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud

Slang term for an Uber car.

Derived from rhyming slang: Uber -> tuber. Tubers are potatoes and spud is a British slang term for a potato.

How are you getting to the party? Me and Preston are gonna grab a spud.

by Bozz Well January 28, 2017

Spud Brother

A Spud Brother is defined as two guys who have had sex with the same girl.

Todd is spud brothers with Steve, after sleeping with Denise.

by loincloth42 August 28, 2013

spud phucker

A term used to describe one who acts along the line of a chriss or chriss like.

Wow that kid is a major spud phucker.

by just that guy we know March 3, 2011

Spud

Spud. Aka Mr. steal ya Girl.

When spud left, you’re bitch did too.

by Bowlterrier69 November 23, 2021