Spiden

To do a Spiden is for a man to ditch the lads persistently for a girl, who he always ends up breaking up with anyway.

Nick: "I was playing football with Mark yesterday and his bird walked past and he just did a Spiden on me. I couldn't believe it."
Mikey: "What a gonk"

by neeek3 October 20, 2008

Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.

Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...

by P Parker October 15, 2007

Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!

"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004

ace of spade

Is a Champagne made by Armand de Brignac. Jaz Z is making it very popular since he no longer supports Cristal. "Ace of Spade" will be available in the US in December of 2006.

"Gold bottles of that ace of spade."

by Bmore-Harlem November 11, 2006

rock spider

Pedophile, child molester

by PressureCookie July 2, 2003

Spiderbait

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.

Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!

by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004

Spider Ball

When a male jizzes into his hand and forms the cum into a ball he would then hurl this ball at male/females face. When the ball hits, it will explode on their face and separate into long strands that resemble a spiders web.

"Wow, I heard Cassandra walked out on you before you were finished." "Yeah, but I quickly rubbed one out and gave her a Spider Ball to remember."

"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."

by Coltrane Pride January 10, 2009