Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021

Airing spuds

Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump

Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Idaho spud

When you bake a potato, put it in a girl's ass, and mash it with your wiener

I was hungry for mashed potatoes so me and my girlfriend made an assload of Idaho spuds

by The spud master May 5, 2025

Spud

Big massive potato aka “spud”

Have you seen jack Owen?
You mean spud?

Spud is someone who has a round head and just all around looks like a baby potato-spud

by Spudlloyd05 February 20, 2021

peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spud

No, this is not used as another name for a Potato but rather, in this case, a way of calling someone an idiot. It is used as an insult to someone when they make a dumb and small mistake.
Can, and will often, be used in it's adjective form 'spuddy'
Synonyms for spud: Spesh, idiot or muppet
Synonyms for spuddy: Daft, stupid, retarded (if you're a year 7 who just learnt what it feels like to nut) or special

Oh my god Adam, you spuddy kid.
How did you get that wrong you absolute spud.

by 01spud1 July 11, 2018

Spud

British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity”

Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud

by tillymonaghan May 9, 2018