Mud Sport

Mud sport is the same as water sports though it involves poo instead of pee.

I did not know that two girls one cup involved mud sports, until I watched the video!

by Eforen April 20, 2009

sports fan

someone who enjoys watching sports.

Frank- I saw you at the womens mudwrestling last night.
Tom- Yeah, i go every time...I'm a dedicated sports fan.

by SamuelThomas February 2, 2008

Sports Erection

A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.

Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.

by TheMullenia August 19, 2011

Facking (sport)

An ellision of "feet" and "attack." A sport where to competitors put their hands behind their backs and kick at each other below the waste. Different variations include:

Last Man Standing: The two fackers kick at each other until one facker can no longer stand. The last facker still able to stand wins.

Classic: Fack in rounds, sort of like boxing.

Fackarate: Kicking your opponent in different places scores different amounts of points. The facker with the most points at the end of the round wins the round. Best of 5 rounds.

Facking (sport)

In order to fack, you must have strong legs, ability to withstand pain, and, most importantly, a ferocious kick.

by Fackmaster Meehan November 14, 2011

sport fisherman

Married guys who hit on single women without the intention of closing the deal. They are in the game to prove they can win. Once they catch it, they throw it back. Can also apply to married women.

A big sport fisherman is called a Hemingway.

Jim was playing sport fisherman last night and he spent the whole time with some young ladies.

by Jeff Lee November 12, 2007

Jan Sport

Jan Sport is an amazing beautiful American drag queen who was robbed in the Madonna Rusical challenge of Rupaul’s Drag Race. Jan is the most beautiful Amazing and kind person to ever exist and anybody who says different can go choke. If Jan ever dies I will be jumping off of a bridge. Jan I love you

I love Jan sport so much I want to be her best friend

by all my my friends are dyslexic June 16, 2020

Sports Poo

After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

by the poo meister January 2, 2014