sour tits

Tits that are exteremely sour.

Dawn Ron Bill Rogers has sour tits.

by Ron Bill Rogers January 31, 2008

sour turnup

When your doing your woman, who has a yeast infection, then you pull out and she finishes you in her mouth.

I gave it to bertha when she had a yeast infection, but I pulled out and finished in her mouth, she said it tasted like a sour turnup.

by Meatymanjosua November 26, 2016

Sour Mash

When the semen used from a previous jerk session is used as the lube for following session. Derived from the definition used in the whiskey making process.

So I wanted to rub it again after I was finished but I ran out of lube. Had to use a sour mash.

by miguel123 January 5, 2014

Sour Power

1. Noun

1. The power sour food wields. When the food is eaten the sour power forces it's consumer's face to curl up in a horrendously cringy grim.

2. The small sense of horror which te though of sour food can create.

1.1. At first I thought Jerry was taking a dump judging from his face, however apperantly it was just the Sour Power from the sour worms he was eating.

2.1 I truly suffered from a bit of Sour Power when I saw the video of the young child biting a lemon

by DJ dictionary October 29, 2018

Sour Dick

When a male genitalia penetrates the anal cavity to such an extent inwhich it passes through the hydrochloric acid contained within the stomach which then reaches to the oral orifice of the receiver such that the reciever is able to taste the "sour dick"

Ex 1- Doug knew he had only seconds to live when he could taste the "sour dick"

Ex 2- Tyrone surely rustled Maria's jimmies when he whispered in her ear "I'm gonna lay the 'sour dick' upon your tight ass" *Maria's funeral was held 2 days later*

by Cap'n Ric the Dic January 14, 2017

Sour beans

Chucky piss, that comes from the butt, or bottom hole.

Hey man, did you see those sour beans last night?! SICK.

by I love bearded taco. February 20, 2011

Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021