smoking memo

A memo, letter, or e-mail message that contains irrefutable evidence of a crime. Similar to finding the "smoking gun" at a murder scene.

The investigators were elated to find smoking memos showing that Enron plotted to manipulate Western electrical prices in last year's crisis.

by JRob November 18, 2005

Smoking Minnows

Smoking Minnows is a band from Buffalo, NY. Founded in 2006, they are quickly becoming one of the best bands to come out of the "All America City"

Did you catch the Smoking Minnows show?

by SpazOEZ March 30, 2009

Smoking Topaz

An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.

Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.

No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.

by The-quiet-one January 1, 2011

smoking mike tyson

smoking strong ass weed

"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"

"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"

"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"

by JustDatGuy2 December 8, 2013

snoringpotato

SnoringPotato is a sweaty try hard on the call of duty series. HE IS A POTATO

Jimmy:SnoringPotato is so bad we'll his name has potato in it.
After that match...
Jimmy:WTF F*** S*** HIS SO SWEATY

by Daffy Duck October 5, 2015

smoking nachos

The term "smoking nachos" is a term used when you are stoned off of your ass with your friends.
Friend: "We should make some nachos"
You: "Let me eat the rest of this bowl, then we can go smoke some nachos"
Friend *Laughs aloud

This inside joke can be used to brighten up the smoke session even more, bringing much laughter and vaporized tortilla chips with cheese.

We're so high that we're smoking nachos

by Muad'Dib420 May 20, 2016

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017