Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007

snarftslhglkfhgdf

the sound one makes when continuously sucking wet boogers up the nose

The booger beast snarftslhglkfhgdfs his boogers all day

by not_telling June 13, 2005

Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.

That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?

by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009

snarfing

The act of sucking a load of Cum through one's nostrel
Snorting a load of cum like a line of Coke
Snorting seamen through Nostrol
Hooveing a Load of cum from a cock pussy or asshole

She snarfed a Load then spit it out her mouth
Snarfing the freah load
Snarfing is fun

by Dill hole May 17, 2006

Snaffle

To take (something) for oneself, typically quickly or without permission.

Peter O'Mahoney had no right to that ball, he's some man for the snaffle.

by shlayter November 18, 2018

snaffle

to steal with a vengeance

i snaffled ur sisters virginity hahahah

by nobbert June 1, 2003

Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.

After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.

by Constance Glen April 21, 2010