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Smut

Snotty bitch

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Wow, I can’t believe this one isn’t here already. I been used this since 9th grade.
“Lacy needs clean her shit up, she been a real smut lately.
by KasandraLaadeedaa kassiface January 9, 2022
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Smut Slut

Refers to (typically women) who indulges in or enjoys reading books with overly explicit sexual content a.ka. smut. Made popular by Booktok, these women normally only read books within the romance or erotica genres.
"On BookTok, she proudly calls herself a 'smut slut because she loves those books with all the spice!"
by TheHonourGuard May 28, 2024
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Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011
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Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
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smut

A whore, or slut; a more loving term
My girlfriend is such a smut
by worship.ian December 23, 2022
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smut

The examples you get when you search "horny" on Urban Dictionary.
Look, that dude is reading smut on Urban Dictionary...
Yeah, he's probably horny.
by TotallyAHuman November 8, 2022
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Smut Sickle

Taking all the Smut involved to create the human complex and putting in the blender. Then mix with some red koolaid and freeze in the ice tray with a tooth pick. Once freezing has commenced take out the smut sickle ice cubes attached to the tooth pick and begin sucking on the sweet sweet smut sickle
Mike had enough of the ladies at the strip club during the bachelor party. So he captured the nights events in a small time capsule put them in a blender and ultimately turned them into a smut sickle!!
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
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