Smart Car

Smart? lol funny... probably one of the shittest cars i've ever seen. It was also the number one gay car :-/

cant show example as its more than 50 characters :-( just go on Google and type "Smart Car gay" or something like that (Y)

by manutdfan4life March 12, 2005

smart mark

A person who is knowingly deceived, but values the entertainment inherent in the deception enough to continue to be deceived.

Some smart marks like to see a face lose in shoot screwjobs.

by Japanese linguist February 26, 2015

smart assy

the act of being a smart ass

Brian stop being so smart assy, although sometimes it is funny when you are.

by Brian Lusto January 22, 2006

Smart Lag

More then just a lag, it comes at you when you least expect it or are in the middle of something important in a game or chat site, it dosen't actually exist but when you lag a lot while important things are happening it's considered a smart lag because the odds aren't that small

WoW player : yes im finally gonna get the loot from that boss, damn that guy's about to steal it *lags*

*Random person passes by and takes it*

*WoW player stops lagging*

WoW player : What the hell just happened?

WoW player's online girlfriend : I love you

*WoW player starts lagging again and can't say it back*

WoW player's online girlfriend : Yeah sure don't say it back. *waits* You're just like my friends said, I hate men *runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her*

*WoW player stops lagging*

WoW player : Oh god f*cking damn it I'm having smart lags again.

by Metalhead308 October 1, 2008

smart crew

An international graffiti crew based in New York City. The crew was formed in 1997. Some key members include Korn, Marty, Dceve, Luk and Docr. The crew has been feature in a number of magazines and videos including Mass Appeal, Videograf, etc...

The smart crew only puts up stickers nowadays. That is not real graffiti.

by ivy league August 10, 2009

Smart friend

A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.

John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.

by EmoLife May 8, 2017

Smart Ass Mother Fucker

Very similar to Bad Ass Mother Fucker only instead of being a Bad Ass your a Smart Ass (and not a bad kind of smart ass).

guy 1 "John can do particle nuclear physics in his head while high!"

guy 2 " Yeah John is one Smart Ass Mother Fucker"

by Jesus37295 December 31, 2009