Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.

The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.

by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018

Slurp

Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.

"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.

by The_little_lebowski May 22, 2016

slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.

She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020

Slurp Lickiston

A term used to describe one that likes to slurp liquid from an ass, generally of the opposite sex.

That guy totally pulled a slurp lickiston on me last night in bed after we ate Taco Bell. The sensation was immaculate.

by the waffler May 31, 2022

cock slurp

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018