skank and skate

When you have sexual intercourse with a promiscuous, often ignorant and impoverished, woman and leave as soon as you are finished.

"Gross, you had sex with her?"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

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skateboarder

anyone who loves skateboarding and actually appreciates and tries it. As soon as you say, "im tired of skating lets do sumthing else," you lost your title as a skateboarder. Skateboarders can be from any social group. I skate everyday and never get tired of it. That means that yes i am a skateboarder. Although sum dumbasses smoke pot and use drugs, not all skateboarders do. Not all skateboarders listen to rock either. I listen to rap music and wear loose baggy clothing. It doesnt matter if you play a team sport or not. Most people will laugh when they see a skateboarder try to do something and bust their ass. Then when asked to do it themselves they back down like pussies. To be a skateboarder you have to want to skateboard all the time. And be ready to skate at a moments notice

Tried to ollie a six set and i busted my ass
brittney laughed and made fun
as soon as i asked her to demonstrate how to olle a six set whe backed down and ran away

i have to use the word skateboarder

by Tha_Messiah March 24, 2007

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Paul Slater

GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable

Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"

That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.

"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."

"I don't," I protested. "I--"

But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.

-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot

We love Paul Slater

-Pfcers

by hellonicious July 7, 2006

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penny skateboard

a mini skate board that resembles a banana board and they're so AWESOME! you could 360 flip ollie and shuvit or any other trick you got or just ride in pools or anywhere. they're so small you could put inside your backpack and very strong and flexible and dont say get a real longboard cause this is waaaay awesomer

as jake's friends were skateboarding he came up there with his new penny skateboard. they were laughing at him until he started pulling ollies and shuv-its. now he gets cred from his friends every time they see him

by uhh... duh? November 12, 2011

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Coffin Skate

A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate

Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.

by Dank Twickshlotter December 13, 2016

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