The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
Get the spider slammug. When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
Get the slam blastedmug. by 321rocketman October 21, 2010
Get the Slam Chokemug. Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
Get the Porn Slammug. by batnumberone June 24, 2011
Get the Junk Slammug. to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
by tit slamer January 17, 2009
Get the tit slammug. by Anonymous September 7, 2003
Get the slam-bammug.