Swaddley Ho

Obese semi-human creature that lived on Ridgeway Rd. in East Tennessee. The Swaddley Ho is a pathological liar who attempts to make himself look cool but only succeeds in making itself look like a complete and total idiot. The Swaddley Ho is known to eat anything that crosses its path, including but not limited to small children and helpless elderly.Last know whereabouts of the Swaddley Ho was next door to the infamous Cap'n Sipher. Can be identified by the bragging of his little league batting average of over 1.000. The Swaddley Ho suffered numerous attacks by the "midnight bombings" of a group of vigilantie young kids who killed grass in his yard spelling "FAT" and filling his air conditioner with human urine.

Oh no, here comes the Swaddley Ho feeding on beef tripe and homosexual black penises.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004

Greek Saddle

A man's ass. Used when referring to buttsex.

Tom wants to jump into and ride Dan's Greek Saddle.

by Big Momma Jerms July 29, 2005

Swaddle

Verb. The specific swagger of a gay man.

Men who wear cutoff jean shorts swaddle while they surf.

by Twellsing December 1, 2010

in the saddle

1. in control

2. on duty, working

3. copulating

I don't think that klutz should be in the saddle. He can't even supervise a procedure without doing something the gets people hurt.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2010

donkey saddle

the fat cottage cheese looking ass on a rather large,ugly woman.

damn, that Gina got a DONKEY SADDLE!!

by t kizzel April 23, 2009

saddlebags

Large, pendulous labia.

That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.

by Ron R. May 29, 2003

Saddlebag

When you have a woman in the scissor position, drape your balls over her taint (like a saddle) and let each one of your nuts rest on each of her holes, causing suction on your balls

1. Get over here so I can saddlebag you underneath the coffee table you little whore

by Jsquizzles August 9, 2006