Hisuian Samurott

One of the 3 hisuian starts in Pokémon legends arceus,And is a Water:Dark type

My Dewott evolved into a Hisuian Samurott

by Archer The Rowlet June 20, 2022

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

learning the way of the samurai

sleeping;

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai

by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009

sigurjon

To act as a creep. Often used when someone is taking pictures of couples without their consent

.."man that guy is acting like some sigurjon"....

by Jonni sinnari January 26, 2018

cardboard tube samurai

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.

The tube is civilisation.

by bobman October 6, 2003

Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018