Ghetto Shoe Shine

The act of cleaning your shoes with soap or toothpaste. The cheap way to clean shoes.

ex. 1-

Jill: Jeez Becky, how do you manage to keep your chuck's so clean?

Becky: I give them a ghetto shoe shine every week.

ex. 2-

Katy: oh im gee! i just scuffed up my fabulous white shoes and it's prom night! My life is over!!!11!1!

charlea: just ghetto shoe shine those babies and get over yourself.

by Fishy-Man September 17, 2010

Dutch shoe box

When you take a crap and leave it under a persons bed

I just left a Dutch Shoe Box at my friends hotel room.

by BubbaBostn December 10, 2011

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

Hunter Schroeder

A man with a such a chiseled physique, he can score any girls he wants. Most likely the best soccer player you have ever met, and has the best hair of all the males on the planet. Despite having a weak shoe game, he drives a hot red Audi, giving him the power to slay any pussy of his choosing.

Drew: Hey I think I’m going to flirt with that girl.

Ben: No dude, only Hunter Schroeder could score her

by Flying Snake77 October 12, 2019

Chloe Schroeder

Chloe Schroeder is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her and suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows exactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Chloe Schroeder they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a very brilliant women with many talents. She is very athletic and caring. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong it is hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality and the most beautiful smile that you have ever seen. Her face is irresistible and hard not to look at. Chloe Schroeder is the type of person that will comfort you when you are going through a hard situation. She is always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Chloe Schroeder is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever see.

Guy 1: Chloe Schroeder is so hot
Nick Nelson: she is so nice, cute, kind, loving, and beautiful

by NickNelly28 May 3, 2021

Mucus shoe

he is a femboy (true) and a murderer kinda scary. he could murder you at any moment hide your children please.

hey is that a lucas a murdering femboy that could kill your children.
wait is that Mucus shoe

by lucasisdiscordkitten November 20, 2022

Shit-shoe-ation

When someone accidentally steps in poop in enclosed shoes, usually from a dog or cat.

Oh no, that guy over there just stood in poop.
What a shit-shoe-ation.

by bruz234 April 6, 2023