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showerglarphobia

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010
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Shower Story

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
by jj321 October 15, 2009
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showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.
Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.
by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010
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Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011
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Sheweet

A woman that uses a shewee for sexual gratification. A shewee is a portable urinary device for women of all ages which allows them to urninate standing up.
Sheweets mainly use the device to penetrate men and women during intercourse.
Jane fucked me in the ass with her shewee last night, I would never have guessed she was a sheweet!
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shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.
The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.
by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014
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shower wine

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
by juventedd July 13, 2016
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