Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

Shlong

A penis and combined into one.

what a long shlong!!!

by longlivejj May 2, 2022

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 13, 2021

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023