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Long shlong

You have a long shlong
by Electric circuit March 18, 2021
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Gigantasauras Shlong

Gigantasuras Shlong attacked me last night (bill cosby)

Gigantasauras Shlong- The indescribable girth of the penis
by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019
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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
by RavenEden July 5, 2025
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Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.
“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”
by Sherzzer August 7, 2018
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Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm
Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021
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Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).
Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”
by Meetud April 19, 2019
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Shlong

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one
by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018
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