Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021

Gigantasauras Shlong

big noscope

Gigantasuras Shlong attacked me last night (bill cosby)

Gigantasauras Shlong- The indescribable girth of the penis

by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 19, 2019

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018