shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009

shitting into a gaping cunt

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

by gawd of man March 24, 2005

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

shitting out

When one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. The opposite of eating out.

Boy let me tell you, I've been shitting out at my college's bathrooms and it has really paid off for me.

by Kersplakastani October 11, 2016

Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021