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you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015
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shit from the asssssssssssssss

When something's bullshit, or literally shit, or when someone or something is being a pain in the ass or fucked up.
n. That was a huge shit from the asssssssssssssss
v. I'll call you back later, i'm gonna go shit from the asssssssssssssss.
adj. That test was so shit from the asssssssssssssss... i think i failed it.
by TaMaDe88888 April 3, 2009
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hit the shit on that asscopter

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!
by pinkgummi May 12, 2018
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Same shit, different assholes

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
by petetoth January 5, 2010
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Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
by purplebrownday July 6, 2011
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Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".
1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011
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assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting
Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!
by A-BJ May 19, 2006
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