Sharp as a beachball

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.

John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball

by Meesofat March 10, 2019

Dayton Sharpe

A bot at every game he plays and have no life

Dayton Sharpe is a bot

by Big pene March 16, 2019

Sea Sharp

Buttering someone's ass with a dull knife and sea salt before performing anal sex.

Rod love to Sea Sharp before gargling with orange soda and pop rocks.

by dingus_brody August 12, 2011

Sharp Elbows

When present - a person is seen as being an idiot/ Stupid. Often found on those who pick fights with the bouncer with face tattoos and/or hire an escort to make their ex jealous.

His elbows are pretty sharp/ he has sharp elbows, he actually believes that Star Wars was a documentary

by May 09, 2025

sharps container

a greedy vagina that has had more than one penis inside of it

"That girl vagina was like a sharps container. I'm never going back in that one."

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 06, 2023

asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 19, 2014