suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 17, 2006

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once

Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

by SUPERWOGFAN100 January 7, 2023

Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.

"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."

by siddimus October 29, 2020

seagul eats rat

Gogogogo gogogogo

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo

by Flonky March 7, 2025

Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.

Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.

by Dollop June 8, 2018

Seagulling

The act of someone asking for food from a friend

My friend is constantly seagulling for food from me

by Mc saltyfish December 16, 2017