scotland

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Nemo me impune lacessit

by khnialmnae June 11, 2006

scotland

an imaginary "country" above england,,does not exist, is part of the UK

me:wtf do i have to do?
friend:make up an imaginary country,, like scotland.

by raiderssuck234 February 20, 2009

scotland

Home to countless proud acts of history, to many beacons of humanity, yet, in the words of Billy Connolly, "can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by".
The English Canada.
Self-derogatory ,quasi-intellectual, left-wing, beautiful, shit weather.

"You come from Scotland? You speak really good English"

by European June 11, 2006

SCOL

an acronym, scream out loud

that lady was SCOL

by mollz1234 February 15, 2010

Scolded Beaver

A burnt pussy.

They say that once in a mans life he will encounter a scolded beaver. The question is then what to do with it?

Guy 1: That guy kayne is eating a scolded beaver.
Guy 2 (Milo): Looks like he is enjoying it too.

Guy 1: Man that that tegan chick has an extremely scolded beaver.

by percypanda May 17, 2011

Scolding

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.

Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.

by Nick December 9, 2003

scollick

to attend a university for more than 7 years and graduate w/o an advanced degree

that guy's such a scollick, he's been here forever.

by Tron February 20, 2004