Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.

My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Scheeeeeeetpzz

When there’s no food in the house.

Scheeeeeeetpzz, I’m so hungry!

by ShadowoftheWolf December 30, 2020

Scheermongering

attempting to arouse public fear or alarm about a something you don't understand.

The former leader of the Conservative Party of Canada accused a former Senior PMO advisor of wanting to throw people out of windows to their death, but he was actually just Scheermongering.

by Spazzerelli January 12, 2021

Sceptes

The plural of scepte

Sceptes is a great role model and has no negative traits whatsoever.

Person 1: I literally strive to be like sceptes
Person 2: That is so based ngl
Person 1: Thanks ikr

by Not Scepte July 20, 2021

Schechorned

to send the same text in a group chat

You just Schechorned us

by silveroryellow August 18, 2021

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021

Scepty

Someone who is obsessed with YouTube and is somewhat of an all rounder.

MrBeast- Ah! I used to be a Scepty, I am a Scepty and I will always be a Scepty.

by @notscepty November 22, 2021