Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017
Get the gentleman sausagemug. An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017
Get the Shart Sausagemug. The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019
Get the Louisiana sausagemug. Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
by tr353r February 3, 2010
Get the sausage wrappermug. A vagina.
by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020
Get the Sausage Cottagemug. Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!
Joe: that's a real bummer man!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the sausage tunnelmug. A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
by GraceyXx May 27, 2021
Get the “HOT SAUSAGE”mug.