The name for an intelligent person but with also foolish manners, also referred to as dickantha for offensive reasoning or sometimes used to mention your Genitals
Why are you being a Samantha?
by RobeDaGhost November 23, 2016
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Michael : Does Your Kids Have Extra Chromosomes?
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!
by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017
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by Candle wax 3000 October 19, 2019
Get the Samantha mug.Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
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