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Salad Shooter 

A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.
Salad Shooter by kreecher August 16, 2003

Salad Swerver 

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.
I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.
Salad Swerver by Sffil June 2, 2008

Salad Man 

This term describes somebody who you just have minimal language for.
Harrison: "James is actually really cool."
Josh: "Nah, he's definitely a salad man."
Salad Man by thekingofsalad July 15, 2014

Salad girl 

A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.

A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl
Salad girl by GOOSE-VF1 August 8, 2016

salad queen 

A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.
"I hate the fucking Salad Queen!"
salad queen by Dan Man December 3, 2005

salad bowl 

A bowl of marijuana that is packed so that weed is piled up on the bowl, kinda like a salad.
Damn, you packed a salad bowl!
salad bowl by tcd November 17, 2004