Tomato Salad

The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.

Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?

Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.

by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

by mifcorn August 23, 2011

salad girl

An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.

Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

salad fork

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.

Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006

salad snake

Honorary fagtopian

Follow ig salad snake

by Roboziz July 12, 2017

Ham Salad

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

lame salad

(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task.

"this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"

"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse"

"you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing"

"reality TV is lame salad"

by ApoC_101 April 1, 2006