When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.
Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
by Beetle482 April 25, 2008
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Get the p-swapin mug.A slang term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic used to describe the decision of letting a friend borrow a fresh pair of your shoes in return for borrowing a fresh pair of theirs to better match your outfit during a night out.
Let's kick swap? I'll let you borrow my brown dunks for your black spizikes? They would look better with this button up I have.
by m_dot_reilly August 25, 2011
Get the Kick swap mug.Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"
"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."
by Tankkard December 25, 2013
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Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014
Get the Status-Swap mug.A sexual act that involve 1 woman and 2 men. That once the 1st man finishes and is pulling out the other is going in to prevent from a wiener-less vagina. In a proper dirty swap there will be approx. 45 seconds of double stuff action before back to normal.
Joe: Hey Ralph, did you hear what Jonathan and Brandon did to Precious?
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo
by SocalSmith1 March 11, 2015
Get the dirty swap mug.When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other
I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
by CowDry December 21, 2016
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