stoner chill
stoner chill by Chaos Sniper November 28, 2009
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stonerflu
the stonerflu has many symptoms similar to the seasonal flu, but some symptoms exclusive to the stonerflu.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
brett: dude, i think i'm sick. like i've been coughing and my troat hurts and i think i have a fever.
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
stonerflu by hersheysmintcocoa December 4, 2009
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Stonervation
This refers to motivation.."Stonervation" is when one must become totally baked out of there mind to achieve their goals.
Also related "Stonervated"
Also related "Stonervated"
Some people do not have "Stonervation" to change the way they live.
Principle: "Ma'am your son is getting poor grades at school because he's not Stonervated to learn new things."
Mother: "Oh Fuck me"
Principle: "Ma'am your son is getting poor grades at school because he's not Stonervated to learn new things."
Mother: "Oh Fuck me"
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Stoner made Whopper
When the person making your Whopper has dank smelling fingers and you take your first bite and you can clearly taste Kush, then you take a look at your whopper and see it sparkling like the crystals on some good old bud.
"Hey Triston, this Whopper clearly tastes like the bud we sold that guy last week."
"Yea Hunter, I agree. I can see the bun sparkling and everything...OH and those aren't sesame seeds!"
"Yup, this must be a Stoner made Whopper."
"Yea Hunter, I agree. I can see the bun sparkling and everything...OH and those aren't sesame seeds!"
"Yup, this must be a Stoner made Whopper."
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stonerpreneur
An entrepreneur who also happens to be a stoner. Or a stoner who is also a business professional. Also known as a Stoner CEO.
Unlike traditional stoners, stonerpreneurs are hard-working, productive, and make more cash high on marijuana than you do sober.
Unlike traditional stoners, stonerpreneurs are hard-working, productive, and make more cash high on marijuana than you do sober.
stonerpreneur by greenstone July 15, 2013